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If...
- If
the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
lights off?
- If
the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth
beeth?
- If
vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- If
white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
- If
women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped
differently?
- If
women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of
earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
- If
you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- If
you bear a child, why do you have a cow?
- If
you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
- If
you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license
to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
- If
you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting
wet?
- If
you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would
the driver end up owing you money?
- If
you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
of them, what do you call it?
- If
you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network,
should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
- If
you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
- If
you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says
-- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear",
how can that be possible?
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